Marketing Skills —- It’s Friday :)

For all the marketing folks …. (Do we have any in kutchvalley?)

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!”
That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you
says, “He’s Very rich. Marry him.”
That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call
And say “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”
That’s Telemarketing.

you’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer
her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?”
That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich..”
That’s Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!”
And she Introduces you to her husband
That’s Demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me” She
gives you a nice Hard slap on your face.
That’s Customer Feedback !!!!!

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