Specialty Sandwiches and Bakery

I am just coming back from having lunch at Specialty Sandwiches in Santa Clara. I liked the place and hence I thought I would post a review since there are quite some of us who work in this area. You can preorder online at http://www.specialtysdirect.com or you can use the …

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Tuesday Joke

Here’s distinguishing India’s different cultures by the numbers: MALAYALEES One Malayalee is a narial-pani shop. Two Malayalees is a boat race. Three Malayalees is a Gulf job racket. Four Malayalees is an oilslick. TAMILIANS One Tamilian is a fugitive sandalwood smuggler. Two Tamilians is a suicide-bomb squad. Three Tamilians is …

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Britain is Repossessing the U.S.A.

A Message from John Cleese To the citizens of the United States of America : In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen …

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All about Presidents

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary’s high school love. Bill was quite …

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Brain Teasers

A few nice brain teasers. 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room …

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